Cold As Balls Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Making winter innuendos great again!

Who’s ready for some frosty fun? This shirt takes snowball fights to a whole new level of cheekiness. Perfect for those who like their humor as crisp as the winter air, it’s your not-so-subtle way to embrace the chill with a wink. So, what did you think we were talking about? Get your mind out of the gutter and onto the slopes—it’s all about the SNOW balls, we promise!

Wear it when:

  • At a ski lodge, causing more laughs than avalanches
  • At the annual office holiday party, breaking the ice, literally
  • During family snowball fights, making Uncle Bob spit out his cocoa

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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