Dead Inside Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Slay in style, even if your soul’s on vacation!

Throw on this hilariously morbid t-shirt and let the world know your insides are as lively as a haunted house at 3 AM. Perfect for those days when you want your fashion to scream ‘I’ve given up, but at least I look fabulous!’ Whether you’re breaking the ice or just embracing your eerie elegance, this shirt is a killer choice for any Halloween bash or a casual day of deadpan humor.

Wear it when:

  • Winning ‘Best Dressed’ at your next existential crisis.
  • Lounging on the couch with your ghostly cat and a pint of ice cream.
  • Making your therapist laugh during your next soul-searching appointment.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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