Deez Nuts Men’s T Shirt

$16.00 Original price was: $16.00.$11.20Current price is: $11.20.
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Nutcrackin’ up at your next holiday party!

Why blend in with the eggnog sippers when you can crack everyone up? This tee takes the classic nutcracker to a whole new level with a dash of Deez Nuts humor! Slim fit and comfy, it’s the perfect attire for spreading cheer and chuckles wherever your festive footwork takes you. Whether you’re aiming for awkward family dinner conversations or simply trying to outshine the gaudy sweaters at the bar, this shirt’s got you covered. Ho-ho-ha!

Wear it when:

  • When you decide the office Secret Santa party needs some seasoning.
  • At your in-laws’ Christmas dinner where you want to make an ‘impression’.
  • When your mission is to out-joke Santa at the pub on Christmas Eve.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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