Do Not Pet The Fart Squirrels Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Regret nothing, except this shirt!

Ever wanted to wear your poor life choices with pride? Well, now you can, with our ‘You WILL regret it’ tee. It’s perfect for those who believe that bad decisions lead to great stories and even better fashion statements. With a design as bold as your next ill-advised adventure, this shirt is your new partner-in-crime for all the moments you’ll definitely cringe about later.

Wear it when:

  • At your ex’s wedding, where crashing is an art form
  • During 3am karaoke, when hitting the high notes is questionable
  • At family reunions, where awkward conversations are best avoided

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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