Dont Ask Me Im Drunk Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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For when your liver’s working overtime.

Our ‘I am way too wasted. No further questions.’ tee is the sartorial equivalent of hiding behind sunglasses and a half-hearted wave. It’s perfect for those regrettable nights where your best alibi is a hazy memory and a promise to never drink again—until next weekend, of course.

Wear it when:

  • During brunch when you can’t remember why you ordered a mimosa.
  • At the family BBQ as a subtle PSA to your well-meaning but nosy aunt.
  • While picking up the pieces at a ‘morning after’ clean-up party.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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