Easily Distracted By Hos Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Naughty list? More like saucy list!

This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas sweater! Our cheeky design keeps the holiday spirit spiced with a bit of eye candy for those who just can’t get enough of ol’ Saint Nick. Whether you’re caught in the glow of the Christmas tree or stealing glances at Santa’s ‘sleigh bells,’ this tee ensures your festive season is merry, bright, and just a bit naughty.

Wear it when:

  • Dodging questions about why you’re still single at the family Christmas dinner.
  • Spicing up the office ‘ugly sweater’ contest with some yuletide sass.
  • Making Santa’s cheeks as rosy as his suit at the holiday pub crawl.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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