Fart Machine Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Warning: Gas Leak in Progress!

Unleash your inner fart factory with this comedic masterpiece of a t-shirt! Perfect for those who take pride in their natural gas production capabilities, this shirt is here to remind the world that your body is a marvel of flatulent engineering. Wear it as a cheeky badge of honor – because why hide the truth when you can embrace it with a chuckle?

Wear it when:

  • Family reunion where Aunt Edna brings her world-famous bean casserole
  • A blind date where you want to break the ice with a literal gas
  • During Earth Day to remind folks of truly renewable resources

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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