Fart Ninja Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Silent but deadly just got stylish!

Unleash your inner ‘fart ninja’ with this masterful blend of precision and poise! Perfect for those who take their humor as seriously as they take their gas, this tee is the ultimate fusion of style and stealth. Slim fit to accentuate your best moves—whether that’s lounging on the couch or sneaking past unsuspecting crowds. Who knew a hilarious meme could be your secret weapon in the world of highbrow humor? Slide into this tee and let your flatulence fly under the radar, or not!

Wear it when:

  • At a silent disco where actions speak louder than words
  • During a yoga class to elevate your ‘downward wind’ pose
  • At a surprise party—where you’re the real surprise!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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