Fuck Fireworks Men’s T Shirt

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Because deep down, your dog is judging you.

This tee captures the ultimate snark from man’s best friend—because, let’s face it, while they might be wagging their tails, their eyes are totally rolling. Perfect for those mornings when your pooch looks at you like you just said ‘bath time.’

Wear it when:

  • At the dog park, when your pooch is judging your frisbee skills.
  • During awkward Zoom meetings, when Fido is clearly disappointed in your career choice.
  • While binge-watching your favorite series, as your dog silently critiques your taste in TV.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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