Fuck The Metric System Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Because who needs metric when you’ve got miles of style!

Step into a world where conversions are merely suggestions and kilometers are the stuff of spooky legends. This shirt lets everyone know that while the rest of the world might count their steps in kilometers, you’ve got miles of cheeky humor to cover! Embrace the imperial measurement madness with this shirt that’s perfect for those who question the very fabric of… well, fabric measurements.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re at the international airport, trying to convert kilometers into ‘just nevermind.’
  • At the next family dinner where Uncle Metric starts another unit argument.
  • During a marathon where you’re running on puns and caffeine, not kilometers.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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