Get Off My Ass Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls!

Get ready to giddy up and lay down some sass with our ‘Hop on off of my ass!’ shirt. Perfect for those days when you’d rather ride solo than deal with any BS. Featuring a cheeky play on words and a hint of western flair, it’s your ultimate fashion statement for telling folks to take a hike—literally off your hindquarters!

Wear it when:

  • Family dinner where Aunt Karen won’t stop asking about your love life.
  • That awkward blind date you already know isn’t gonna work out.
  • When your boss adds yet another unnecessary meeting to your calendar.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print
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