Half Assin It Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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I’m not half-assing this look!

Are you ever tired of being a half-full or half-empty kind of person? Embrace the cheeky in-betweens with this daring tee that screams confidence with a dash of sass. This isn’t just your average half-assed effort — it’s the ultimate fashion statement that says you’re all about giving 50% in style, and maybe a little extra in attitude. Perfect for those days when showing a little is all you need to express a lot.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for when you’re moonlighting at a party!
  • Wear this while jogging to give everyone a little ‘behind’ the scenes peek.
  • The ideal shirt for ‘bottomless’ brunches.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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