He Knows That Youre A Bitch Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Santa’s got a list… and it’s got your number!

You better watch out, you better not pout, because Santa’s on the prowl and he’s checking his list twice! This cheeky tee lets the world know that the man in red isn’t just concerned with who’s naughty or nice—he’s got an eye on everyone and everything. Wear this shirt to remind people that no matter how sneaky they think they are, Santa knows all their secrets!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for your office holiday party to let your coworkers know you’re onto their antics.
  • Wear it at the family Christmas dinner to remind your siblings that tattletales never really go out of style.
  • Rock it while shopping for last-minute gifts to make fellow procrastinators chuckle in the checkout line.

Buy at Crazy Dog

SKU: 023HeKnowsThatYoureABitchMEN Category: Tag: Brand:

Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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