Here Lies My Last Fuck Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Faster than my willpower around donuts.

Embrace the fleeting moments of life and fashion with this cheeky tee. It’s here to remind you that whether it’s that last slice of pizza or your ex’s attention span, some things just vanish way too quickly! Wear it with pride, and a smirk, as you saunter through your day knowing you’re living life in the fast lane.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re trying to leave awkward conversations.
  • At birthday parties where the cake disappears faster than good intentions.
  • When you’re at the gym pretending to break a sweat but actually leaving ASAP.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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