Hold The Fuck Up Im The Fuck Up Please Hold Me Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Touch me if you dare…

Let’s be honest, sometimes a little human contact is just what the doctor ordered! This cheeky t-shirt invites everyone to do a double-take and maybe even get a little closer (with consent, of course!). Slip this on when you want a playful, tongue-in-cheek reminder that personal space is sometimes overrated.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for awkward first dates where you need a conversation starter.
  • Rock it at social gatherings where hugs are the unofficial handshake.
  • Wear it to work when you want to see which of your colleagues has a sense of humor.

Buy at Crazy Dog

SKU: 025HoldTheFuckUpWMN Categories: , Tags: , , Brand:

Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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