Hot Mess Express Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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“Next stop: Chaos Station!”

Climb aboard the ‘Hot Mess Express’ and ride in style with our cheeky men’s graphic tee. Crafted for the guy who wears his chaos like a badge of honor, this shirt is the perfect blend of humor and comfort. Whether life’s taking you for a wild ride or you’re just embracing the turbulence, this slim-fit, form-flattering tee promises to keep you looking sharp even if your plans de-rail. After all, being a hot mess never looked so good.

Wear it when:

  • When your life’s a trainwreck but you’re still the conductor.
  • For when you’re steering straight into chaos with style.
  • Perfect for Monday mornings when ‘out of control’ is an understatement.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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