Human Breathalyzer Blow Here Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Unlock secrets, one blow at a time!

Ever feel like life just needs a little inflation? Here’s your chance to offer guidance in a cheeky, mouthwatering way! Whether you’re giving instructions for a balloon, a whistle, or just a good time, this saucy tee suggests all the fun starts with a simple puff. Perfect for those who like their humor as bold as their intentions.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to a birthday bash and be the life of the party pinata popping.
  • Perfect for a beach day when you’re more about the inflatable flamingos than the sunbathing.
  • Rock it at karaoke night when you aim to blow everyone away with your vocal prowess.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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