I Need A Safe Place To Fart Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Protecting the throne one toot at a time.

In a world where gas is considered crass, find your solace with this cheeky tee. Whether you’re battling the burrito blues or just need some personal airspace, this shirt creates a sacred realm for those necessary eruptions. It’s not just a sanctuary—it’s an emblem of gaseous glory.

Wear it when:

  • When your dietary choices come back to haunt you at the office potluck.
  • When you’re Netflix and chillin’ and things start heating up… not in the way you hoped.
  • When you need that extra bubble of personal space on cramped public transport.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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