I Never Said Any Of That Shit Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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‘I’m not saying you’re wrong, but… seriously, you’re wrong.’

The next time someone tries to put words in your mouth, let this shirt do the talking. It’s there to remind everyone that while they might think they’ve nailed your vibe, they’re just swinging and missing. Wrap yourself in this cheeky declaration of independence and give that secondhand misquote the boot!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for awkward family reunions where everyone assumes you said that thing about their casserole.
  • Ideal for office meetings when everyone insists you approved that terrible project idea with a simple nod.
  • Wear it on a first date to ensure they’re quoting you accurately… or at least laughing too much to care.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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