I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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I’m on a 72-hour timeout from adulting.

Hey there, cheeky friend! If you’re here, it probably means you’re taking those brave first steps back into civilization after a gloriously extended weekend – or maybe you’ve just rolled out of a particularly cozy hibernation. Either way, this shirt says it all: ‘3 days isn’t SO bad!’ And let’s be real, what’s a little lost time when you’ve gained a world of relaxation or mischief? So wear this with pride and embrace your inner rebel without a clock.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for Monday morning meetings when you need an extra coffee and a sense of humor.
  • Rock it at Sunday brunch to let your pals know where last night ended and this morning really started.
  • Throw it on for a lazy Netflix binge and let your clothes excuse you from any weekend adulting responsibilities.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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