I Shaved My Balls For This Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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I trimmed my hopes and dreams—now where’s the payoff?

Introducing the ultimate ‘manscaping misadventure’ tee that leaves less to the imagination and more to the uncomfortable silence that follows. Designed for the guy who’s proud to flaunt his grooming regrets, this tee makes a statement even if the payoff didn’t. It’s a slim-fit testament to life’s disappointments—and we promise, it’ll be the most giggle-inducing piece in your collection. Risk the awkward chuckles, embrace the irony, and let your chest do the talking (because clearly something’s got to!).

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for awkward family gatherings where you’re the punchline.
  • Wear it to the bar when you’re feeling bold but your promises fell short.
  • Breaking the ice at a first date, where expectations are trimmed and so are you!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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