I Support Safe Sex Men’s T Shirt

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Keep it locked and loaded, baby!

Unlock the secret to a good time with our cheeky tee that champions love in all its forms, even if it means two safes getting a little… secure in their affection. Because why should humans have all the fun? Celebrate love, freedom, and a little mischief with a shirt that’s bound to crack a smile or two.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to a locksmith convention and watch them try to crack a smile.
  • Perfect for a first date at a vault-themed escape room.
  • Rock it at a pride parade – love is universal, even for safes!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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