I’m Mommy Not Your Bitch Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Who runs the world? Moms.

They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but they clearly haven’t met an over-caffeinated mom who’s two chocolate bars short of a breakdown. Moms are the unsung heroes who’ve elevated multitasking to an Olympic sport, balancing wailing kids, endless chores, and the occasional existential crisis—while still managing to bake those damn perfect cookies for the bake sale. So, if you’re brave enough to cross a mom, just remember: she brought you into this world, and she can most certainly take you out of it. Respect the hustle.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for playdates where you’re not afraid to assert dominance.
  • Wear to those PTA meetings where you remind them who’s boss.
  • Ideal for brunches where you need an extra shot of sass in your latte.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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