I’m Probably Gonna Fart Soon Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Brace yourself for a blast of humor!

When social distancing is the polite way to say you’re about to send shockwaves through the room with your sense of humor – or something else. This tee is the ultimate wingman for when you want people to know they’re too close for comfort. Whether it’s your commanding presence or that post-burrito consequence, this shirt has you covered – literally.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for when you’ve had a few too many beans and need to warn the innocent.
  • Great for parties where keeping people at arm’s length is a superhero skill.
  • Ideal for grocery store trips when the chili aisle calls your name.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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