Its Not Murder If I Bury You Alive Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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It’s not falling that gets you—it’s the sudden stop!

Let’s set the record straight: gravity might pull you down, but it’s the dirt that’s really out to get you. Whether you’re in a perpetual battle with clumsiness or just appreciate life’s darker humor, this shirt is your new armor. Wear it proudly while dodging life’s metaphorical dirt, because life’s too short to take face plants too seriously!

Wear it when:

  • When you’re faceplanting in style
  • For those ‘gravity is a suggestion’ days
  • Perfect for flirting with disaster

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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