Ive Got Some Hard Wood Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Got wood? We’ve got SUPER hard wood!

Unleash your inner lumberjack with a tee that celebrates the art of chopping – and we’re not talking about trees! Whether you’re swinging for the fences or just want to make a statement in the bedroom, this shirt ensures everyone knows you’re the real hardwood deal. Don’t be a stick in the mud; wear it proud and let your wood stand tall!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for awkward family gatherings where ‘wood’ isn’t just for the fireplace.
  • An ideal choice for ‘timber’ themed nights when your date’s a bit knotty.
  • Wear it to the lumber yard and enjoy the envious nods from fellow hard wood enthusiasts.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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