Kayaking Gets Me Wet Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Ready to paddle your way into some cheeky fun?

Dive into the world of playful power dynamics with our ‘Talk paddle to me baby’ tee! Perfect for those who appreciate a good mix of sass and spice, this shirt will have folks wondering if you’re headed to the yacht club or the dungeon. Either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Wear it when:

  • On a Saturday night gallivant through the dungeon club scene
  • At your next adult toy party, where the stakes and the stakes are high
  • When you’re ready to turn ‘woe is me’ into ‘whoa, it’s me’

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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