Lick Swallow Suck Tequila Men’s T Shirt

$19.00 Original price was: $19.00.$13.30Current price is: $13.30.
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Let’s toast to tees that tickle your funny bone!

Our drinking tees are like your favorite cocktail—charming, a bit cheeky, and guaranteed to get the party started. Whether you’re sipping on sarcasm or chugging down chuckles, these shirts are crafted from 100% pure hilarity. Who needs liquid courage when you can wear your wit on your chest? Perfect for those who prefer their humor shaken, not stirred.

Wear it when:

  • When your glass is half full… of mischief.
  • For those ‘just one more drink’ kind of nights.
  • To turn happy hour into hysterical hour.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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