Lick Swallow Suck Tequila Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Because drinking responsibly means wearing a tee that gets the last laugh.

Uncork the humor and let your wardrobe do the talking with our hilarious drinking tees! Whether you’re sipping on some smooth Merlot or tossing back shots, our shirts promise to get you more chuckles than trouble. It’s time to clothe yourself in puns while you gulp down the fun!

Wear it when:

  • At your best mate’s questionable house party
  • During a booze-filled brunch that starts at 10 AM
  • While debating if ‘just one more’ is ever enough

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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