Lifes A Dick Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Life’s rough, so slap it on a tee.

Let’s face it, life doesn’t always give you lemons—sometimes it hands you a crap sandwich and expects you to smile. But why just grin and bear it when you can wear it on your chest? Embrace the chaos with a shirt that tells it like it is, because sometimes, you just have to let the world know that life, indeed, can be a real asshole.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for surviving Monday morning meetings.
  • Ideal for those days when getting out of bed feels like a full-time job.
  • Wear it to family gatherings where you’re forced to explain your life choices.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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