My Give-A-Shit Meter Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Running on fumes and fresh out of craps to care about!

When life hands you lemons, sometimes you just have to shrug, throw them back, and proudly declare your give-a-shit tank is bone-dry. This shirt is for those who’ve mastered the art of selective indifference and who navigate life’s chaos with the grace of a caffeinated squirrel on roller skates. Wear it as your badge of ‘zero f**ks’—it’s the perfect attire for overachievers in the fine art of not giving a damn.

Wear it when:

  • When you’re spiraling into the abyss of adulting boredom
  • On casual Fridays when “done” is an understatement
  • At family gatherings where you’re the reigning monarch of apathy

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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