Not here to fuck spiders – T-Shirt

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“Not Here to F*ck Spiders” – Straight from the Aussie phrasebook.

This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement — it’s a full-blown mission briefing. Blunt, bizarre, and proudly Australian, it sums up the attitude of anyone who didn’t come to muck around. With bold text and an eight-legged visual censor, it’s weirdly motivational.

Ideal for:
• Australians (or honorary ones)
• Anyone who gets sh*t done
• People who love their slang strong and their metaphors stronger

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The Inappropriate T-Shirt Co. logo – bold cheeky Aussie-owned t-shirt brand

The Inappropriate T-Shirt Co don’t just make t-shirts – they make statements.
Bold prints. Aussie humour. Zero apologies. If that offends someone, even better.

✅ Printed in Australia — right here, no offshore BS
✅ AS Colour quality tees — trusted fit, great feel
✅ Over 400 five-star reviews from legends like you
✅ Faster turnaround — we’re printing quicker than ever
✅ No filter, no apologies — just solid gear that hits different

Quality:
– 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
– Mid weight, 180 GSM
– Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
– Regular fit, true to size

Shipping:
Printed and shipped from Australia. Most orders out the door within 5–7 working days.

Returns:
30-day no-bullshit return policy.

Care Instructions:
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
– Do not bleach
– Do not tumble dry

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