Now You Know Why I Avoid You Fuckers Men’s T Shirt

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Avoid humans like Bigfoot, but in style.

Ever feel like you’d rather blend into the shadows like our elusive bigfoot buddy than face another awkward cocktail party? This tee lets you embrace your inner recluse without resorting to hiding in the woods. Slim fit, comfy, and screams ‘I’d rather not’, it’s perfect for those days when even the sound of your own name is just too much to bear.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for avoiding small talk at parties.
  • Wear while perfecting your disappearing act.
  • Ideal for introverted adventures in public.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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