Sexy Ass Bald Guy Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Bald dad, smooth operator.

Who needs hair when you’re smoother than the baby’s bottom you used to wipe? Introducing the incredible Dad – the man whose head shines brighter than his opinions at the dinner table. Rocking the bald look like it’s his natural stage, he’s the beacon of bald brilliance we all didn’t know we needed in our lives. Shine on, you glorious dome!

Wear it when:

  • Family BBQs where his shine rivals the grill’s flame.
  • Awkward PTA meetings where humor needs saving.
  • Casual Fridays to kick your cubicle-mates’ compliments into overdrive.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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