Shit’s Creek Survivor Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Paddles? Overrated.

Why rely on oars when you can just drift effortlessly into mischief? Our ‘Did It Without a Paddle’ t-shirt is perfect for those who prefer a splash of spontaneity in their adventures. Embrace the chaos and let the current take you – because who really needs a paddle when you’ve got the wind beneath your wings and a devil-may-care attitude?

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for lazy river runs and questionable life choices.
  • Great for kayaking… or just sitting on the bank with a beer.
  • Wear it to family gatherings to keep things interesting.

Buy at Crazy Dog

SKU: 020ShitsCreekSurvivorMEN Categories: , , , Tags: , , , Brand:

Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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