Simon says – Adult Staple Tee

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“Simon Says… Shut the Fuck Up” – The childhood game just got a foul-mouthed upgrade.
Forget hopscotch and playground rules — Simon’s grown up, he’s over it, and he’s not here for small talk.

Blunt, brutal, and weirdly therapeutic. Say less. Literally.

Ideal for:
• Office meetings that should’ve been emails
• Family dinners with too many opinions
• People who always win “Simon Says” — by default

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The Inappropriate T-Shirt Co. logo – bold cheeky Aussie-owned t-shirt brand

The Inappropriate T-Shirt Co don’t just make t-shirts – they make statements.
Bold prints. Aussie humour. Zero apologies. If that offends someone, even better.

✅ Printed in Australia — right here, no offshore BS
✅ AS Colour quality tees — trusted fit, great feel
✅ Over 400 five-star reviews from legends like you
✅ Faster turnaround — we’re printing quicker than ever
✅ No filter, no apologies — just solid gear that hits different

Quality:
– 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
– Mid weight, 180 GSM
– Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
– Regular fit, true to size

Shipping:
Printed and shipped from Australia. Most orders out the door within 5–7 working days.

Returns:
30-day no-bullshit return policy.

Care Instructions:
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
– Do not bleach
– Do not tumble dry

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