Slow Poke Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Get your sand on with our risqué tees!

When life gives you a beach, why not make it a double entendre? Our t-shirts are like that first sip of a cocktail – refreshing, a little naughty, and guaranteed to make waves. Whether you’re burying your toes in the sand or just daydreaming about it, our tees promise to bring a cheeky smile to your face, no SPF needed!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for steamy summer nights out.
  • Great for turning heads at beach parties.
  • Ideal for playful vacations with a twist.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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