Slow Poke Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Why settle for sandy cheeks when you can have cheeky tees?

Our tees are like that mischievous friend who always has a story about a wild weekend. They’re bold, they’re irreverent, and they’re so loaded with innuendo that even your grandma might give you a wink and a nod—assuming she’s got a good sense of humor!

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for turning heads at beach bonfires.
  • Wear when you’re feeling naughtier than a seashell collection.
  • Ideal for awkward family reunions where you need a conversation starter.

Buy at Crazy Dog

SKU: 022SlowPokeWMN Categories: , , Tags: , Brand:

Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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