Small Dick Big Dreams Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Dream big, even if some things are small!

Hey there, dreamer! While we can’t help you with certain physical attributes, we can absolutely help you wear your aspirations on your sleeve—literally. Don’t let your dreams just hang in the air like a pair of socks that missed laundry day—grab life, and this shirt, by the… horns! It’s time to add a bit of cheekiness to your ambition.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for motivational Mondays, when caffeine isn’t quite enough.
  • Great conversation starter at awkward family dinners.
  • Wear it on first dates to set expectations and priorities.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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