Someones Cookies Gave Me The Shits Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Welcome to the Naughty List Club!

Looks like someone’s decided to ditch ‘nice’ and go full throttle ‘naughty’ with a behavior fit for Santa’s most exclusive, least desirable list. But hey, anyone can be nice, am I right? Join the ranks of rebels, misfits, and mischievous elves who know it’s not about the gift, but the grin on your face when you see the jolly old guy checking it twice.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it to your next ugly sweater party and steal the naughty spotlight.
  • Rock it at family gatherings for a cheeky response to the aging ‘nice’ list lectures.
  • Perfect for late-night grocery runs where Santa hats and sass are the dress code.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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