Stay Positive T Rex Attack Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Embrace the suck and stay upbeat!

Hey, life can be a dumpster fire sometimes, but don’t let it extinguish your wicked sense of humor. When the going gets tough, drape on this snarky armor and remind the universe that you’re the kind of person who can whistle while the ship goes down. Chin up, buttercup; laughter’s the best flotation device!

Wear it when:

  • On days when even coffee can’t save you
  • When the gym is a no-go but couch potato is a pro
  • At Monday morning meetings where “mute all” is a blessing

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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