Stoner Boner Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Highs and lows never looked so good.

Ever wonder how to perfectly balance zen vibes with a touch of mischief? Slip on this tee and let the world know you’re the master of dual states—elevated up top, and oh-so-excited down below. Whether you’re blazing up or gearing up, this shirt’s your ticket to a high-octane, low-hanging adventure.

Wear it when:

  • Wear it at your local smoke shop and get some high fives.
  • Perfect for that awkward family dinner where innuendos reign.
  • Rock it at the next music festival; you’ll be the high note!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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