The Boobs Are Real The Smile Is Fake Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Got honesty up top and sass down below.

Embrace the brutal truth and a bit of cheeky humor with this sassy tee. It’s the only fake thing you’ll want in your wardrobe, and let’s face it, sometimes a fake smile is your best accessory. Throw it on for an unapologetic outing and watch as honesty never looked so damn good (or funny).

Wear it when:

  • For wine Wednesdays with the gals
  • To break the ice at awkward family dinners
  • When browsing your ex’s new dating profile

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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