The Owner Of The Boner Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Rise and shine, it’s a proud morning wood!

Wave those flags of dignity, because this fine specimen of cotton is crafted for those who stand tall and aren’t afraid to salute their natural instincts. Whether you’re an expert tent-pitcher or just into tongue-in-cheek humor, wearing this gem loudly announces that you’ve got a pole worth parading.

Wear it when:

  • At your next bedroom Olympics
  • During the anatomy class you never took
  • Any parade needing a ‘standout’

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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