There Goes My Last Flying Fuck Santa Women’s T Shirt

$31.00 Original price was: $31.00.$21.70Current price is: $21.70.
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Give the gift of zero fucks this Christmas.

Unwrap a season of sass with our cheeky Christmas tee! Designed for the unapologetically bold, this shirt says what everyone else is thinking but too afraid to say. Whether you’re at a work party or dodging Grandma’s passive-aggressive fruitcake, do it in style and comfort—no fucks required, just laughter guaranteed.

Wear it when:

  • Office holiday party
  • Christmas dinner with the in-laws
  • Gift exchange with friends

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

Discount coupon applied at checkout!

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