There It Goes My Last Flying Fuck Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Brace yourself, it’s an intergalactic exodus of apathy!

Have you ever felt so done with this earthly nonsense that you could throw your last ounce of care into the cosmos? Well, keep your telescope handy because my last flying fuck is now en route to Mars! That’s right, folks, it’s a one-way mission to obliviousness, far beyond the reach of earthly troubles. This shirt is the ultimate declaration of priority realignment. Slide it on, and let people know that if they’re looking for your concern, they might need NASA’s help to find it.

Wear it when:

  • Perfect for space-themed parties where nothing matters.
  • Wear it to family gatherings when you just can’t even.
  • Ideal for Mondays when you’d rather be on another planet.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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