With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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For the bald bros who lift more than just spirits.

Unleash your inner ‘follically challenged’ Hercules with this tee that screams confidence louder than that last PR at the gym. Serving up the perfect blend of charm and cheek, it’s the ultimate wingman in your wardrobe arsenal. So, go ahead, let those pecs flex and heads turn—because when you’re bald and banging, who needs hair anyway?

Wear it when:

  • Gym sessions with the bald squad
  • First dates, making an unforgettable entrance
  • Saturday morning coffee runs, turning heads even before caffeine kicks in

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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