You Can Put Your Balls On Me Women’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Deck the halls with…wait, what were we talking about?

Oh, you thought we were talking about those cute little trinkets you hang on the tree? Pfft, that’s child’s play. Our shirts are the real show-stoppers – the kind of ornaments that you ‘hang’ on your body to make jaws drop and heads turn. Trust us, these aren’t your grandma’s decorations, unless she’s got a wild side we don’t know about!

Wear it when:

  • Wear while shopping for a tree to make the staff blush.
  • Sport at an ugly sweater party to redefine ‘ugly.’
  • Perfect for Christmas dinner—grandma’s got to widen her horizons!

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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