You Give My Middle Finger An Erection Men’s T Shirt

$24.00 Original price was: $24.00.$16.80Current price is: $16.80.
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Stiff and sassy, just like your attitude!

Show the world you’re not just a soft touch with this cheeky t-shirt that gives the finger to conformity. Whether you’re flipping burgers or flipping the bird, this tee adds a whole new meaning to being ‘stiff as a board.’ Consider it a wearable warning: if you can’t handle the sass, stay out of the closet!

Wear it when:

  • Brunch with the in-laws
  • Casual Fridays at the office
  • Reunions with old ‘friends’

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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