You Say Tomato I Say Fuck You Men’s T Shirt

$30.00 Original price was: $30.00.$21.00Current price is: $21.00.
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Embrace your inner carnivore!

Why settle for chewing through a bland salad when you can make a statement that says ‘not today, broccoli!’ Flaunt your irreverent style with a t-shirt that doesn’t shy away from flipping the bird to all things green and leafy. After all, if Mother Nature wanted us to stick with veggies, she’d have made them taste like bacon.

Wear it when:

  • At the next awkward family BBQ when Aunt Karen insists you try her kale smoothie.
  • During your friend’s vegan potluck, because irony is the best seasoning.
  • While dodging the produce aisle at the grocery store like it owes you money.

Buy at Crazy Dog

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Funny. Offensive. Ridiculously Comfortable.

They don’t just serve sass on a tee, they handcraft it, print it, cure it, and send it straight to your wardrobe. Crazy Dog has been in the game since ’04, and they’re still cranking out some of the wildest, weirdest, and most wearable graphic tees on the planet.

✅ Designed & printed in-house – no lazy templates here
✅ Ultra-soft ringspun cotton – feels like a hug from your favourite bad influence
✅ New designs every week – because one smartarse shirt is never enough
✅ Built to last – none of that flaky, fade-after-one-wash nonsense
✅ 100% small biz energy – family-run, customer-obsessed

Quality:

  • Ringspun cotton for that vintage-soft feel
  • Printed and heat-cured for long-lasting wear
  • Breathable, durable, and surprisingly comfy for something so inappropriate

Shipping:
Orders ship fast from the US, most leave the warehouse in 1-2 business days.

Returns:
30-day hassle-free returns, because life’s too short to wear the wrong shirt.

Care Instructions:

  • Cold machine wash (inside out is best)
  • No bleach, no dry cleaning, no drama
  • Hang dry or tumble low, and don’t iron the print

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